Grandmas, Vibrators and more!

So last night out with some of my girls a friend shared a story about her mother. This story is equally hilarious and disturbing at the same time. So Mrs. Grandma came to Los Angeles with one of her friends (Mrs. Grandmas Friend) to visit her daughter. Now Mrs. Grandma isn’t your typical Grandma. Although she is 80, she’s fun, dirty, and loves sex (really she probably is going to be me in 50 years!). So she was lamenting that she can no longer have sex with her husband and it was decided they would all go to the Pleasure Chest for a visit and maybe find a solution to her problem. Needless to say these two 80 year old women had a nice giggle in the shop but Mrs. Grandma fell for a loverly Vibrator, in fact it was a replica of a “black cock”- words on the box, not mine! But she was a little worried taking it back in her suitcase in case her husband saw it so she asked her friend to carry it back with her and they would meet up later in the week and she could get it back. So the plan was followed through on, and a week later Mrs. Grandma had her new vibrator and was a very happy camper. Until this weekend. When Mrs. Grandmas Friend went for drinks and told her a confession. Apparently a couple of months ago when she brought the vibrator back with her she got a little curious. And did something that is NEVER acceptable. She tried out the vibrator. Washed it. And then put it back in the box. And returned it to Mrs. Grandma all good and new. Gotta love 80 year olds and the things they do!